Mark’s Extreme Rules 2015 Predictions

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April 26, 2015 by gorillapressonline

Extreme Rules poster sucks

Extreme Rules the one night where PG is throw out the window by deliering Kiss Me Arse Matches and Steel Chains…..

Tag Team Championship Match: Tyson Kidd and Cesaro (c) vs. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston)

Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are filling the void in the Tag team division and hopefully their reign will continue after this PPV; The New Day haven’t got over with their gimmicky preaching persona although Kofi is always good for some high spots.

That being said it makes perfect sense to keep the belts on Kidd/Cesaro until the injured Jey Uso returns and the feud can continue.

Kidd and Cesaro to retain.

Steel Cage Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Seth Rollins (c) vs. Randy Orton

With the RKO banned and Seth Rollins no longer using the Curb Stomp what will Randy deliver? the temptation for him to use that RKO outta nowhere will mean wil hel nervously use more restholds?

This could be the highlight of the show all joking aside, expect the RKO’s disappearance to make a direct influence maybe with Randy using the move and getting DQ.

Seth Rollins has delivered thus far his in title reign and I fully expect him to retain.

Russian Chain match for the WWE United States Championship: John Cena (c) vs. Rusev

With the WWE trying to make the united states championship belt relevant again another title change doesn’t seem likely. Expect Cena to have this title on a lengthy reign besting all on comers to “legitimise” the belt.

How Russian is the chain? is it overtly communist? will it help Russev crush America and with it John Cena, the embodiment of the good ole Us whether they like it or not?

probably not.

Cena will take one hell of a beating from the Russian Super athlete but will once again overcome the odds and keep the US title in American hands.

Cena to retain for ‘Murica.

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Bad News Barrett

Another exciting prospect of the night, Bad News Barrett has been tremendous since his return from injury and what better an opponent than Daniel Bryan, the IC belt has been interesting in the and beyond the run up to Wrestlemania and hopefully this feud will see the trend continue.

This should be a hard hitting bout with some stiff exchanges the way to should be at Extreme Rules but Daniel Bryan will retain and keep hold of the IC belt in this early stages of an exciting feud.

Daniel Bryan to leave Extreme rules with the IC belt.

Nikki Bella Naomi

Kiss Me Arse Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

its 2015 and we have a Kiss Me Arse match, think about that for a second.

Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus are better than this, with Shamo proclaiming that the era of underdogs is over, what better a way to allow the Celtic warrior to become a heel to be reckoned with and go over Ziggler to drive the point home.

this should be a fair quick bout with Ziggler stealing the show with his insane disregard for his own body but sadly it won’t be enough for the show off to best Sheamus and will be kissing his milky white Irish Arse.

Sheamus to win.

WWE Divas Championship Match: Nikki Bella (c) vs. Naomi

With Naomi stepping in to replace the injured (storylined) Paige this would be a great chance to give the Divas championship a fresh champion and shake things up a bit, Naomi has improved leaps and bounds over the past few months and Nikki Bella too is a force to be reckoned with.

This could be a surprisingly interesting bout with Naomi using her ample butt to rub the victory in the face of Nikki Bella.

Naomi to steal the Divas championship from the Bella twin.

Last Man Standing Match: Roman Reigns vs. Big Show

Roman Reigns still isn’t over with the fans for the most part but when the man is given free reign to deliver non scripted promos he isn’t that awful.

Big Show must be nearing the end of his career and he will be a perfect enhancement opponent for Reigns.

Expect Chokeslams, superman punches and awkward selling which will once again see Roman add a notch to his belt with another win as he knocks out the giant.

Roman Reigns to beat the Big show with numerous Superman Punches.

Chicago Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper

On the recent UK tour Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper faced off in an entertaining opening bout at Newcastle Metro Arena and this could be a fun, reckless match with some excellent spots.

Dean Ambrose is gold, he has everything needed to be a star and he isn’t overly concerned with getting himself over as he is delivering great matches, personally I think he would work great in a series against Cody Rhodes/Stardust.

Harper is surprisingly agile for a big man, his ring work clicks with Ambrose and the added Street fight rules this could be a wonderfully brutal match with maybe a little bit of colour, not as extreme as Ambrose’ CZW past but for WWE standards could be one to keep an eye on.

Dean Ambrose to win after a gruelling and (hopefully) Bloody bout.

Catch Extreme Rules LIVE this Sunday on the WWE Network at 5PT/8ET

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